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watermelons in this field

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Watermelons, watermelon

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A local farmer just outside of town grew watermelons for a living, and he was doing quite well but was being hassled by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch late at night and eat his watermelons.

After some careful thought, he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the kids away for sure.

He made a big sign and posted it right in the middle of the watermelons field. The next day the kids show up to eat and found the a sign that read, “Warning! One of the watermelons in this field has been injected with cyanide.”

Feeling violated, the kids made up their own sign and posted it next to the farmer’s sign, then ran off. When the farmer returned, he surveyed the field. He noticed that no watermelons are missing, but the sign next to his read, “Now there are two!”

 

 

 

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My Review of Push Button SEO

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my review of Push Button SEO

 Summary of Push Button SEO

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CONTRIBUTION IS TODAY’S WORD

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Contribution is the gift

we give ourselves on a daily basis when we practice examining our lives and purging all that is not consistent with the Love of God. We are the embodiment of that love and we must contribute to our well being first. Only then are we ready and made willing to be a contribution to all the Souls God so graciously sends our way as a gift to us and we in turn, when prepared, will be a gift to them. A true gift of service equipped to encourage, uplift, strengthen, teach, enlighten, mentor and love. Because we have treated ourselves with kindness, tenderness and love first, we are now able to expand ourselves toward others.

CONTRIBUTION means

Adding your own quota to the progress, development, improvement and advancement of a worthy Course. CONTRIBUTION is Adding Value to or making Donation in the Life of Others. This is one of the Core essence of Leadership. Please, Contribute your quota, make a Life better than the way you met it. Let CONTRIBUTION be part of your Life Commitment. Yes, you CAN! No hesitation, you are well able to make Wonderful and Positive CONTRIBUTION in this Life!

What a profound Minute With Maxwell.
“When there is Change in culture it starts with Youth.” Wow! YouthMax can make a real positive difference, r through ordinary people producing extraordinary results. “Two things will happen, when we make our contribution, It will help others and it will lift your self Image.” John C. Maxwell

it is staggering to learn that the most powerful fast food chains in the world have become the entities that they are because of the CONTRIBUTION of the youth. I have visited many countries in the world and am amazed to see the phenomenal idea of operational systems manpowered by teenagers – we talk about it but I don’t think we do enough to recognize the Youth for all that they actually do. We can see the same idea at work in Boutiques, Technology Booths and Kiosks in Malls everywhere.

In the world of sport we can find entertainment and feats of athleticism, such as we shall witness in the Olympic games this summer. The strengths, both of character and physique, make for the kind of CONTRIBUTION that brings pride of country to nations across the world.

May God bless the youth and the difference that their CONTRIBUTIONS continually make and the value added other lives.

 

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Why Do Bad Things Happen Part two

Bad things, The worst thing that will happen

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Reasons for Bad Things

Reasons two for Bad Things Corporate Sin

The second cause of bad things has to do with natural evil.  The Bible teaches that this is the result of our corporate sin.  We live in a disease and death environment.  Before Adam and Eve exercised their free will and rebelled against God, there were no earthquakes, hurricanes, natural disasters or diseases.  They came rolling onto the scene after Adam and Eve sinned against God.

When Adam and Eve told God to take a hike, He partially honored their request.  Nature began to revolt.  The earth was cursed.  Genetic breakdown and diseases were unleashed to do their work of destruction.  Pain and death became a part of the human experience.  Listen to how God describes the consequences of their decision in

Genesis 3:17-18:

“Cursed is the ground because of you; through painful toil you will eat of it all the days of your life.  It will produce thorns and thistles for you…”

In the picturesque story of Genesis, disobedience results in shame, alienation from God and others, but also in the disruption of nature.

Romans 8:22 describes the present state of our planet:

“We know that the whole creation has been groaning as in the pains of childbirth right up to the present time.”

Natural disasters and diseases are making inroads because the whole creation is groaning under the pressure of God’s judgment.  This was all set in motion the moment Adam and Eve defied God’s parameters.

Jesus continues in Luke 13:4 by raising the question about 18 construction workers who died when the tower of Siloam fell on them:

“…do you think they were more guilty than all the others living in Jerusalem?  I tell you, no!” 

 Things are out of whack.  Accidents happen.  Rivers flood.  Tornadoes touch down.

Reasons three for Bad Things is  Satanic Influences

 I want to briefly mention a third reason behind terrible tragedies.  Many bad things are the result of the devil’s destructive designs.  Satan is ultimately behind all the hatred, war, oppression, and evil in the world.  He works behind the scenes to inflame our passions and to prompt us to make bad choices.  He’s out to spoil God’s world in every possible way he can.  Jesus referred to him as the murderer in John 8:44.

Reasons Four for Bad Things is God’s Providence. 

 The fourth factor is difficult for some of you to swallow.  God is in control.  He allows suffering.  And, He’s a good God even when bad things happen.  That goes right to the heart of the question, doesn’t it?  If God is good, why does He allow evil?  I’ll be the first to admit that I don’t fully understand this one but I know that God is good and I know that bad things happen.  It’s all part of His plan somehow.  God puts it this way in

Isaiah 55:9:

“As the heavens are higher than the earth, so are my ways higher than your ways and my thoughts than your thoughts.”

There must be some reasons behind why God permits bad thing’s to happen in our lives.  Because He is a good God, there must be some practical benefits.

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Why Do Bad Things Happen part 1

Bad Things

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Reasons for Bad Things

The Bible helps us see that there are at least four reasons why bad things happen.

Reasons  one for Bad Things Our Personal Sin.

This explains why there is so much moral evil in the world.  In order to understand this, we need to go back to the first book in the Bible, the book of Genesis.  We read here that God created Adam and Eve in His image.  That doesn’t mean they looked like God, but instead that they were given the ability to make rational choices.

God did not create evil.  Rather, He created the possibility of evil when He created human beings.  We have actualized that potentiality.  God gave Adam and Eve some moral parameters and very clearly told them what they could and could not do.  But they chose to defy and disobey His standards.  Ever since that day, every one of us have been born with that same ability to make choices — and with the same rebellious bent for sin.  We can make decisions that either build others up, or tear them down.  In other words, our actions often have a direct impact on other people and that is why bad things happen.

Luke 13:1 tells us about a group of people who came up to Jesus and asked Him why Pilate murdered some men and women while they were worshipping in the Temple.  After killing them, he took their blood and mixed it with the blood of their sacrifices.  Our entire country asked a similar question after Larry Gene Ashbrook went on a shooting spree at Wedgewood Baptist Church in Fort Worth, Texas on September 16, 1999, killing seven people. Both groups of worshippers were murdered because of the sinful choices made by two different men separated by almost two centuries ­ Pontius Pilate and Larry Ashbrook.

You may wonder at this point why God doesn’t step in and prevent people from doing bad things to others.  He could have made Timothy McVeigh have an accident before he arrived at the Mura Federal Building in Oklahoma City.  Except then we’d be robots.  You see, our freedom gives us the ability to hurt others.

Rabbi Harold Kushner wrote a best-selling book several years ago called, “When Bad Things Happen to Good People.”  His title is deceiving because the Bible says that there’s no such thing as a good person.  God’s image has been tarnished.  We’re good stuff that has gone bad.  We’re a defaced masterpiece.  A rebellious child.  We’re not just imperfect people who need to grow.  The Bible says that we’re rebels who need to lay down our arms.

When sinful people make decisions, God allows them to play out — and sometimes those consequences result in some bad things happening to you, and to others.  I am not suggesting that we always suffer in direct proportion to our sin.

In Luke 13:2, Jesus addressed this when He says,

“Do you think that these Galileans were worse sinners than all the other Galileans because they suffered this way?  I tell you, no!”  

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Tomorrow we will take a look at Reason Number two of why Bad Things Happen

 

 

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Dark Knight Birthday Party

The Dark Knight

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Dark Knight Party

I for one can not wait for the  Dark Knight Rises I hope it lives up to the hipe. I was looking for some info about the new Dark Knight movie and found this video it was too funny not to post on my blog. Hope you like it and it makes you smile like it did me

Dark Knight News

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