A little old man in a rocking chair

A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. “I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look,” she said. “What’s your secret for a long happy life?”  “I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day,” he said. “I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise.”  “That’s amazing,” the woman said. “How old are you?’  “Twenty-six!” he said.

About Al Eddy

My name is Al Eddy i am a former UFC heavyweight champion I have a black belt in ninjisu , also started a new non profit charity called “Feed The Children My Children” actively involved in save the whales but not the tuna because they taste too good and a owner of a ugly Dog. All of the above is not true it was just for fun well I do own an ugly dog. If you want to know more about me click on my about page.

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