Top ten things not to say

Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary 10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking. 9. Today is our what? 8. Okay, let’s celebrate, but do we have to celebrate together? 7. I thought we only celebrated important events? 6. You can celebrate anniversaries with your next husband. 5. You don’t like what I pick out, so I thought why bother. 4. I got you a present worth a dollar for every time you were nice to me this year. Here’s a $5 gift certificate for McDonald’s. 3. If you want me to pretend like I care about our anniversary, I will. 2. You want to go out to dinner? Okay, okay, I’ll take you to Pizza Hut if it’ll shut ya up. 1. I thought you only had to celebrate anniversaries while you were still in love.

About Al Eddy

My name is Al Eddy i am a former UFC heavyweight champion I have a black belt in ninjisu , also started a new non profit charity called “Feed The Children My Children” actively involved in save the whales but not the tuna because they taste too good and a owner of a ugly Dog. All of the above is not true it was just for fun well I do own an ugly dog. If you want to know more about me click on my about page.
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One comment on “Top ten things not to say

  1. love it your top ten . funny stuff keep it comming.

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