Top ten things not to say

Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary 10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking. 9. Today is our what? 8. Okay, let’s celebrate, but do we have to celebrate together? 7. I thought we only celebrated important events? 6. You can celebrate anniversaries with your next husband. 5. You don’t like what I pick out, so I thought why bother. 4. I got you a present worth a dollar for every time you were nice to me this year. Here’s a $5 gift certificate for McDonald’s. 3. If you want me to pretend like I care about our anniversary, I will. 2. You want to go out to dinner? Okay, okay, I’ll take you to Pizza Hut if it’ll shut ya up. 1. I thought you only had to celebrate anniversaries while you were still in love.

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About Al Eddy

My name is Al Eddy i am a former UFC heavyweight champion I have a black belt in ninjisu , also started a new non profit charity called “Feed The Children My Children” actively involved in save the whales but not the tuna because they taste too good and a owner of a ugly Dog. All of the above is not true it was just for fun well I do own an ugly dog. If you want to know more about me click on my about page.

One comment on “Top ten things not to say

  1. love it your top ten . funny stuff keep it comming.

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